Tukang becak segala bisa


For the first time I met Cahya today. He came at hotel where I and Gita are staying. We were about to have dinner yet had needed to buy my ticket to go back to Jakarta *by the way it’d sold out*. We had dinner in Tio Ciu – one of the famous chinese restaurants in Jogjakarta. However, after finishing dinner – Gita asked to take becak to get back to our hotel. Arguing for awhile – *in the name of human rights* then we decided to take two becaks: I was with Gita in open top becak and Cahya was happy alone in usual becak *its roof was on* hehe

Mr. Becak: ini bundaran UGM, untuk balap honda.
Me: lho, mana balapannya?
Mr. Becak: Wooo, udah ngga boleh lagi thoooo
Me: Oooo. Lha, itu! Itu pada ngapain *pointed at bunch of male teens, gathering by the gate*
Mr. Becak: Oooo, itu kan pada mejeng
Me: LoL
Mr. Becak: Lha iya tho? Anak muda sekarang kan sukanya mejeng

*I had not heard mejeng for ages hahahaahahah*

… and we kept moving – I mean he was carrying me and gita on his becak.

Gita: Bu! Bu! Look! *pointed at terompet*
Me: Oh, iya. Terompet ya? Mau tahun baru, Nak. Bagus ya?
Mr. Becak: Srompret! Nek terompet lha kan mestine awet. Wong iku mung kertas – yo srompret! Wong sediluk rusak!
Me: LoL

…. we still kept moving. It was a slow motion coz Mr. Becak was going up the street carrying me and Gita in his becak.

A lady IN THE CAR *driver drove the car slowly next to our becak*: Mas! Mas! Adi Sucipto ke mana ya?
Mr. Becak *ngos-ngosan*: Itu *hosh* terus *hosh* belok kiri *hosh hosh*
Me: LoL

… we still kept moving *slowly*. We were passing a restaurant. Several cars were parked outside. Pair of lovers had fight.
Male: *)*$)^%^&^*&%A#&%$*&^(#*&B *with very loud voice*
Female: *crying*
They stoped coz we (me, Gita and Mr. Becak) kept moving watching them – stared back to us (me, Gita and Mr. Becak) – ashamed (perhaps).
Male: Kowé ngetuti, aku mbengok! *mbengok tenan*
Mr. Becak: Wah. Kasar iku! Kasarrrrrrrrrr!
Me: LoL

Oh, what a night! Thanks for Mr. Becak, Cahya and Gita.

9 thoughts on “Tukang becak segala bisa

    • enggak. enakan bering harjo dari pada borobudur. udah pernah belum? ketemu mbah-mbah yang jualan batik bekas *bau keringetnya enak*

      • belum jua… keringetnya ada aroma batiknya gitu ya mbak? moga moga liburan taun depan bisa ke jogja deh, belum pernah ke borobudur soalnya, hehehehhe

  1. Duh…, saya malah pas tukan becaknya muter ke Jln. Colombo (setelah bunderan UGM ke Timur), waduh pasti banyak yang jual duren…, aiks…, bener juga😀

  2. Hahahahahaha mbak Titut ..sumpah aku ngakak baca percakapan tukang becak dan sampeyan .. lucu tenan …. eh tapi beneran yo Mbak … terompet itu apik dan tahan lama ..yang dijual itu mungkin lebih cocok namanya srompet *ngakak lagi*

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